, Getting things off my chest blahblah

Getting things off my chest blahblah

  1. I’m sitting in left leg splits. I am dying. I see the light. Dear right leg, share the wealth you greedy hyperextended whore. You’re pretty. Give some off to left leg
  2. I found his bday card behind my dresser.. I can’t reach it. Oh well. Its cute. Boo
  3. I finally got my first 101% in math. Math is so easy. It used to be my best subject until I started focusing on dumb poop
  4. Cristina haro is one lucky bitch. Her gift is sexy.
  5. My right boob hurts. Like someone punched it..then shot it 12 times
  6. I went to the gym twice today. Woke up early to go…then all the old ass hoes were there since they had no work.. bitches. I feel good.

7.vagina. why

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