, If Tom Cruise were asleep, he'd be Tom Snooze.

If Tom Cruise were asleep, he’d be Tom Snooze.

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kaso:

If Tom Cruise was injured, he’d be Tom Bruise.

If Tom Cruise was beat, he’d be Tom Lose.

If Tom Cruise was a bar tender, he’d be Tom Brews.

If Tom Cruise was a reporter, he’d be Tom News.

If Tom Cruise were on a cruise ship, he’d be Tom Cruise.

if Tom Cruise was to join a bass heavy band, he’d be called Tom Muse.

If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic, he’s be called Tom Booze.

If Tom Cruise was hiding from Hitler, he’d be Tom Jews

(Source: forthehive)

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  1. organicthugsandlove reblogged this from j-ordandanielle
  2. kaso reblogged this from forthehive and added:
    if tom cruise were a loli, he’s be pomf cruise
  3. forthehive reblogged this from forthehive and added:
    Almost 1700 notes on this, lol.
  4. thea-dore reblogged this from gabisaurus and added:
    If Tom Cruise was sad, he’d be Tom Blues.
  5. aeroswoosh reblogged this from gabisaurus
  6. gabisaurus reblogged this from iaznalvin
  7. nessaxd reblogged this from iaznalvin and added:
    If Tom Cruise was hiding from Hitler, he’d be Tom Jews
  8. iaznalvin reblogged this from rupertgrintswigglyhips
  9. the-mrs-darcy reblogged this from dearsheroozle and added:
    If Tom Cruise was sitting in church, he’d be Tom Pews.
  10. astheysayinwonderland reblogged this from dearsheroozle
  11. dearsheroozle reblogged this from silentlyshrieking and added:
    If Tom Cruise were a blue dog, he’d be Tom Clues.
  12. silentlyshrieking reblogged this from frankifyed
  13. your-nibs reblogged this from your-nibs and added:
    just felt like bringing this back
  14. nabulos reblogged this from themanliestmoustache and added:
    horrible mess in
  15. mrsmccracken reblogged this from rupertgrintswigglyhips
  16. rupertgrintswigglyhips reblogged this from jesuisuneframboise and added:
    If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic, he’s be called Tom Booze.
  17. fuckthelimits reblogged this from jesuisuneframboise
  18. jesuisuneframboise reblogged this from fallingcanbedeadly
  19. fairylocks reblogged this from sofuckingbeautifulbaby and added:
    If Tom Cruise were asleep, he’d be Tom Snooze.
  20. caughtunawares reblogged this from idowhatiwantthor and added:
    If Tom Cruise were a director he’d be Tom Cues
  21. gabbi-eats-poo reblogged this from icoulduseinsouciantmaybe
  22. col0rfuldisaster reblogged this from filmsinthedarkofdawn
  23. filmsinthedarkofdawn reblogged this from assclassandsass and added:
    put his car on cruise control,
  24. aviati0n reblogged this from assclassandsass
  25. assclassandsass reblogged this from admiralusa and added:
    If Tom Cruise owed lots of money, he’d be Tom Dues.
  26. admiralusa reblogged this from icoulduseinsouciantmaybe and added:
    If Tom Cruise were a lawyer, he’d be Tom Sues.
  27. idowhatiwantthor reblogged this from jeormormont and added:
    If Tom Cruise inspired me he’d be Tom Muse
  28. jeormormont reblogged this from icoulduseinsouciantmaybe and added:
    If Tom Cruise pulled a fast one on me, he’d be Tom Ruse.
  29. icoulduseinsouciantmaybe reblogged this from anattractivecryingman
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